the Official CHR joke page duel

Marriage is just a nice word for a fully grown man who can't take care of himself.
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Soooo close to Liquid Armageddon :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
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We really need a laughing smiley icon at times like this!

Found a new recipe for Beer Battered Fish That's GREAT!!
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A woman saying "I'm not mad at you." is like your dentist saying "You won't feel a thing."
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I'm shifting house so I phoned the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.
They said I could do cartwheels around the block for all they cared.
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Originally Posted by johnboy

I'm shifting house so I phoned the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.
They said I could do cartwheels around the block for all they cared.
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I'm gonna need some Kiwi definition before I can laugh at this one!! What's "a skip" in Kiwi?

Shifting house=Moving
Skip=Dumpster
I had to look it up. LOL

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Originally Posted by JOATMON

Shifting house=Moving
Skip=Dumpster
I had to look it up. LOL

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Thanks!! I usually do the "NZ Slang" lookup but decided to poke the bear this time! ;):D:p

I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..

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Originally Posted by 34_40

I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..

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To jb we're all KIWI's displaced by a few thousand miles and the Equator, so we're expected to understand that a skip is a dumpster!!

Well us Kiwis talk English proper.
Try this one:
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I've lately joined a Dating Site for arsonists.
I'm just waiting for a match now.
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Originally Posted by rspears

To jb we're all KIWI's displaced by a few thousand miles and the Equator, so we're expected to understand that a skip is a dumpster!!

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Originally Posted by johnboy

Well us Kiwis talk English proper.
Try this one:
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I've lately joined a Dating Site for arsonists.
I'm just waiting for a match now.
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A "skip" = a dumpster.... but he says it's proper english??? Oh.. Okay.
Most of us can see the dating site pun, "matching" with an arsonist..
But a "SKIP? How is that a box? It must all be in the air.... over my head :LOL::whacked::o

A skip is a huge crate with chains on it at all four corners, the only way I know to shift it is to hire a Hiab.

A Hiab is a small crane mounted at either end of a truck's tray...some pick up at 20 tons or so, other smaller ones are around the 2 ton mark.
A handy machine.
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If your wife has a friend that annoys you don't tell your wife to stop being friends with her.
Just casually mention how pretty she is...
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