Why is Santa scared of chimneys!
He's claus trophobic.
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Why is Santa scared of chimneys!
He's claus trophobic.
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That's a good one Johnboy! LOL
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a claus.
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Why do you never see Santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care.
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How did the reindeer know Santa's going to get wet tonight?
Because Rudolph the red knows rain deer.
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You're becoming quite the Punster, jb! Punny, very Punny! ;)**);)
Hope you have a warm, sunny Christmas down under!
What Christmas present just can't be beat?
A broken drum.
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++++++ Awesome
What did one Christmas tree say to another?
"Brighten up!"
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Seen on FB...
My mother-in-law asked for something she could utilise in her bath for her Christmas present.
So I bought her an electric toaster.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
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How do you know that all Christmas trees are old?
They all need candy canes.
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What do Christmas trees and old men have in common?
The wood is dead and the balls are just for decoration.
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After twenty years of marriage Louise was upset her husband Tom never bought her a Christmas gift.
She was so upset she told him she wanted to see a Marriage Counselor.
The Counselor asked Tom why he never bought Louise a Christmas gift.
"I did! I bought her a gift the first year we were married!" he said.
"Well why have you never given her once since?" the Counselor asked.
I told her I'd get her another one when she'd utilised the first one I got her. She hasn't used it since." he said.
The Counselor looked at Louise who was staring at the floor.
What did you get her?" the Counselor asked.
"A cemetery plot."
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