Yaay santa! no more frostbite for me this christmas! **) :pQuote:
Originally posted by john gemmer
ho! !ho ho! no gift for you get a chunck of coal:LOL: :LOL: :toocool: :toocool:
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Yaay santa! no more frostbite for me this christmas! **) :pQuote:
Originally posted by john gemmer
ho! !ho ho! no gift for you get a chunck of coal:LOL: :LOL: :toocool: :toocool:
mike dis for you :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
all right mike where did ya go cant hide behind that computer all night:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
i have to sleep sometimes. how did you get that cat to do that? :HMMM: :DQuote:
Originally posted by john gemmer
all right mike where did ya go cant hide behind that computer all night:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
good training:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:Quote:
Originally posted by lt1s10
i have to sleep sometimes. how did you get that cat to do that? :HMMM: :D
[QUOTE]Originally posted by john gemmer
good training:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: [/QUOTE
youer good.....:whacked: **) **) **)
[QUOTE]Originally posted by lt1s10
Now don't go tellin anyone :p :D :3dSMILE:Quote:
Originally posted by john gemmer
good training:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: [/QUOTE
youer good.....:whacked: **) **) **)
ok now i know good thing i wasnt lookin to good :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
hey I don't want anyone to say I took life to serious some time It needs to be one big joke I was always told by me daddy to stop and smell the roses unless of course theres a bee on them or even worse I don't think I have to go their I think all our minds could imagine what that could be ----- get a long little doggy :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :p :D :3dSMILE:Quote:
Originally posted by DennyW
:) Your pretty funny too! "Me want tobacco", Augg, Give John Whiskey now, palface, or me scalpem, hahaha:) Reminds me of the OLD westerns, hahaha
I tried to warren you but no would you listen heck no now every one knows my secret profession how els did you think I could afford Mrs. clause and the new paint job on my truck:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:Quote:
Originally posted by TRUCKGUY
ok now i know good thing i wasnt lookin to good :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
yes sir I know that to be true that was also one of my teaching growing up mama would always say ya better smile or a bird will come along and dodo on your lower lip yep sure did aren't ya glad elephants don't fly :p :D **) **) :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:Quote:
Originally posted by DennyW
:LOL: You absolutely right John. I always try to smile, and joke around some. Makes life super. Who wants to go around being Grumpy all the time, hahaha. Don't answer that, I might get into trouble, hahaha:LOL:
Oh yeah them the blues crows I like them there kool :p :DQuote:
Originally posted by DennyW
:LOL: The only one I like to see is: DUMBO, hahaha. yes, I have that movie, hahaha. Grand kids love it. I like the crows, hahaha.:LOL:
How small is it?
It's so small that the mayor, the village idiot and the town drunk are the same person.:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
here are some more
Q.how does a blonde turn the light on after having sex?
A. by opening the car door
marrige is like taking a hot bath after you get used to it it isnt so hot
Q.why didnt the possum cross the road?
A. cause he got squased in the middle
Q. why did the chicken cross the road ?
A. to prove to the possum it could be done
i will think of some more later and post them:LOL:
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