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09-27-2006 01:18 PM #9
Santa Claus comes down a chimney on xmas eve & starts putting presents under the xmas tree & when finished starts eating the cookies & milk left for him when a hot lookin babe walks in the living room,he's startled to see her there & then she says..Santa,wont you PLEASE stay with me for a while?,i really need some company tonight..
Santa says..Ho Ho Hoooo,gotta go,gotta deliver xmas presents..
So the hot babe takes off her house coat,man,this babe has the most PERFECT body with PEFECT breasts! & says to Santa in a sexy voice..Santa,wont you PLEASSEEE stay with me for a while,im really hot & horny..Santa says..Ho Ho HOOO!,gotta go!,gotta deliver the xmas presents!..
So the hot babe takes ALL her clothes off & starts rubbing herself all over her body & says..Santa..wont you PLEASEEEEEEE stay with me for a while,i realllyyyyy need someone to boink my brains out....
Santa looks in amazement at the hot beautifull babe & says...
Hey Hey HEYYY!!!gotta stay!!!,cant go up the chimney with my dick this way!!!
Just in case......Happy Birthday Richard. .
Happy Birthday techinspector1