Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Originally Posted by 34_40

I don't get it?!?!!?

If only you'd listen......

Originally Posted by rspears

if only you'd listen......:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Huh?? What?? Did you say something Roger?? You sound like my wife!

Originally Posted by MelloYello

that's a good thing, Mike, enjoy !

So Em..... are both flags in your avatar in "distress"??

not you too? the Lone Star is doing just fine, thank'ya

Sorry but, I couldn't resist! The DEVIL made me do it!!!!

BTW, how's Beelzebub doing these days? I used to hang out with him all the time but haven't seen him in years.

He asks for you all the time! I'll tell him you said "HEY"!

touche'

Sad, But True? Meller...... LOL.. Good One!

I used to shoe horses for a living and we had a route down in the Trinity River Bottom. We were leaving there one afternoon and my son, who hauled with me, said "Dad, some of those folks are bred back a little too close!"

Originally Posted by MelloYello

I used to shoe horses for a living and we had a route down in the Trinity River Bottom. We were leaving there one afternoon and my son, who hauled with me, said "Dad, some of those folks are bred back a little too close!"

Ahh, reminds me of the days of my youth, growing up in the edge of the Ozarks!!

"It" must happen in a lot of places... couple towns from me, we just called them "pinkeyes"...

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."