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    Marriage is just a nice word for a fully grown man who can't take care of himself.
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    Soooo close to Liquid Armageddon
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    We really need a laughing smiley icon at times like this!
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    Found a new recipe for Beer Battered Fish That's GREAT!!
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    A woman saying "I'm not mad at you." is like your dentist saying "You won't feel a thing."
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    I'm shifting house so I phoned the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.
    They said I could do cartwheels around the block for all they cared.
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    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnboy View Post
    I'm shifting house so I phoned the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.
    They said I could do cartwheels around the block for all they cared.
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    I'm gonna need some Kiwi definition before I can laugh at this one!! What's "a skip" in Kiwi?
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    Shifting house=Moving
    Skip=Dumpster
    I had to look it up. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOATMON View Post
    Shifting house=Moving
    Skip=Dumpster
    I had to look it up. LOL
    Thanks!! I usually do the "NZ Slang" lookup but decided to poke the bear this time!
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    I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..
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    Quote Originally Posted by 34_40 View Post
    I wanted to complain about this NZ slang business, but I see it was resolved before it mattered. LOL..
    To jb we're all KIWI's displaced by a few thousand miles and the Equator, so we're expected to understand that a skip is a dumpster!!
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    Well us Kiwis talk English proper.
    Try this one:
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    I've lately joined a Dating Site for arsonists.
    I'm just waiting for a match now.
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    I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.

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    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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