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  1. 12-06-2024 08:42 PM #4216
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    Why is Santa scared of chimneys!
    He's claus trophobic.
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  3. 12-07-2024 10:13 AM #4217
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    That's a good one Johnboy! LOL
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  4. 12-07-2024 07:23 PM #4218
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    What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
    A rebel without a claus.
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  5. 12-07-2024 07:31 PM #4219
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    Why do you never see Santa in hospital?
    Because he has private elf care.
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    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
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  6. 12-09-2024 08:33 PM #4220
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    How did the reindeer know Santa's going to get wet tonight?
    Because Rudolph the red knows rain deer.
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    You're becoming quite the Punster, jb! Punny, very Punny!

    Hope you have a warm, sunny Christmas down under!
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    What Christmas present just can't be beat?
    A broken drum.
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    ++++++ Awesome
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  10. Yesterday 09:04 PM #4224
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    What did one Christmas tree say to another?

    "Brighten up!"
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    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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