...........or.............maybe not:D
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...........or.............maybe not:D
What was I supposed to remember :HMMM:
That was good. What was good? Oh yeah, have a good day. :D
More and more every day I can relate to all the things he said. :( :o
When I was a kid I thought it was the funniest thing to ask my Grandpap how old he was, and he had to stop and think about it. Now I totally understand. :3dSMILE:
Good video Bob............er, I THINK that was who posted that. :confused: :LOL:
Don
There was probably a time, Uncle Bob, when I would have thought that to be very funny.
I no longer find it humorous. I can now relate to everything he said.
Jim
Elder Geezer.
...... or do they call me James ........ or is it Jimmy?
To heck with it.
Bob, I forgot what I was supposed to remember again :D
Man, is that the truth
Ron
Now just exactly what were talking about a ................. hi, nice to meet you, my name is d........... Well, I had a good time, goodbye.
HUH???? Who's on first??
Yes! I remember it well! Anything that is over 5 days old I can. If called upon to remember something from this morning.... forget it. CRS is an affliction of old age. Also a senior discretionary benefit.:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
What this thread reminds me of was the TV debate when Ross Perot was running for President, and his running mate was General Westmoreland. Poor Westmoreland came across just like that..........in fact, he said something to the effect of " who am I, and why am I here??" :eek: :LOL: Perot had to be ready to put a gun to his head at about that time, I bet. :LOL: :LOL:
Don
Suspose to go to the Dr. office. Left A note in my truck. Got home, had a sandwich, got a call from the Dr's office wondering where I was. Came home called my wife Betty(her name is Linda) she wondered who the hell was Betty, really don't know any betty's(or least I can't rember any) said lets go for a walk, 20 minutes later she said she went to get me and I was working on my truck, she says are you ready and I said for what!!!! . Finally went for the walk(always walk in my sneakers) she looks down as were walking and wonders why I'm wearing my steel toe work boot's. Got home to cook dinner(suspose to cook hot dogs outside) and said lets go to which she replied, where?. I said for dinner. She shook her head, said I'll cook and I went outside and put hamburgs on the grill(no charcoal) and she put hot dogs on inside. Guess I'm do for a Dr's appoitment if I can remberhis name.:confused:
That reminds me of a video I saw on one of them video forums about this guy singing a song about old folks. It had this one line about someone trying to call him but he couldn't find the phone and the answering machine said something really funny but I don't remember what it was.:)
Geeeezzz, another high soft ball!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Itoldyouso
Uh....... Pops...... that was Admiral James Stockdale (Ret).
Here...............let me wipe that drool off your chin!:D
Yeah, you are right. Westmoreland was the brand of my dish washer. :confused: :LOL: :LOL:
(I just did that to prove your video's accuracy :rolleyes: )
Don
You guys realize it's all fogies posting here. The youngin's are rollin' their eyes and saying something like "Gawddd, the ol' coots are at it again!!"
Little do they know.................if it weren't for bein' dead we'd get the last laugh!:LOL:
Bob, can you post the song that you were talking about?
"I saw a good looking woman and I remembered that I was supposed to get excited but I could'nt remember why"
I was talking to my doctor ass'nt one day and she asked me what my phone number was-I drew a blank? I felt like an id.
We'll get the last laugh anyway. The younguns haven't figured out yet that their turn is coming.:)
Is that me? If so, why did I say those things? Didn't even know I could play a guitar!!! Oh wait, that's not me. What did he say, I forget.... Thanks to whoever Bob is, must be a new guy or sumpin'.
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Originally Posted by robot
Go back to Bob's first post on this thread. Click on the singer, and turn up the speakers. It's pretty funny. Funny, but true. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Don
Bob,
second page, I forgot, what was this thread about :D
Who's Bob and what are we doing here? Oh well, nap time.
When you get confused try to remember to look at your drivers license
Good plan!!!! Definitely going to try that!!!! Anybody seen my billfold????Quote:
Originally Posted by bluestang67
Let's see, if I remember right I was looking for something if I can think of what it was.
What was this thread about????
I was finally able to get the song and video today from Bob's first post. Oh Lord, it sounded like my autobiography put to music. :eek: :eek: :CRY:
Hope my wife don't hear and see it, or I will hear about it for weeks.:LOL: :LOL:
3 to 2, bottom of the ........ the uhh.........
Geez geezers how do you find your way here everyday? I remember well, I remember when my knees didn't hurt all the time, and my back, and I was bald on purpose, and.....
Ron (Jr. Geezer)
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Geez geezers how do you find your way here everyday?
Well Ron B. that's an easy one! I made it my home page in each of my browsers.:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
:LOL: I can't remember my cell number 'cause I never call myself!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigdude
I solved the problem of remembering my phone numbers the house and cell are the same except for the prefex. I think. :confused: Bigest problem I have is wearing out the ground between the shop and the house. I go there and come back because I forgot what I went there for. So then I got to the other shop hoping somthing there will remind me why the hell I'm doing wondering around the yard. I go to town for parts and wind up making a dozen trips because I forget the list(6times) I wish gas was cheaper then my memory wouldn't bother me so.
Hey, Guess what.. I read a report the other day that stated us old'uns actually had a better memory for numbers and such. Reason being that the new generation uses cell phones with directories, and other convenience items like Blackberries etc. So, they got lazy recall capability. Also, we are said to be better at basic math skills. Same reason... no calculators in our elementary days! Now, if I could just find my reading glasses, I'd go balance my checkbook, and call someone!
....and I thought my short term memory was bad.
I just went out to the shop to poly prime 3 pieces off my car - and I found two of them(the doors) on a couple of horses and couldn't find the third - because I forgot what else needed another coat. I had to come back to the house and start all over again. Since I cleaned up the shop this morning I had forgotten that I had hung the grille shell from a hook - the 3rd piece.
Now....what else was I going to prime other then the grille shell....:whacked: :eek: :HMMM:
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