Finally....solved the problem, found the answer

[DHOTROD]

Finally......something can be done......do your duty...for your country, and mankind.






: Patriotic Duty


MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman, other than his wife naked, and he must
commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4PM Eastern time all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to
demontrate they think it's okay to see nude women other
than their wife and to show support for all American
women.
Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root
out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on

[BradC]

I got the cooler and chair out there now so I won't miss anyone.
Brad

[Jim Standley]

Done deal. I will let the none Muslim neighbors know that I will be providing the six pack, as long as there wifes walk the neighborhood nude. This should be interesting.

[35Mastr]

Chair in place and cooler is full.Now just for the long wait.
Now I cant wait for sure.

[Oldf100fordman]

Hey, Dennis, that works for me. Course in this little town I don't know how many of the women around here I want to see naked. Maybe I should come and visit you. Maybe you got a better crop there.

[DHOTROD]

Hey, Dennis, that works for me. Course in this little town I don't know how many of the women around here I want to see naked. Maybe I should come and visit you. Maybe you got a better crop there.

Come on out buddy.......got plenty of lawn chairs....beer, and even cookies . And.....speaking of crop.........Well.......let's just say,.......my house is only 1/2 mile from the beach

[gassersrule_196]

how about a rousing of lawn darts! ....hey arent those illegal now ?

[Irelands child]

With the exception of my wife, there is not a single woman on my street that I want to see nude. They are either 250# or goin' on 75 years old. but I do have a six pack cooling JIC a stranger appears

[nitrowarrior]

Nah, the lawn darts are legal to own and use, just illegal for retail stores to sell them and the manufacturer to make. I found this out when the officer explained it to me when the neighbor's dog coincidentally had one stuck in him. Go figure!