Thread: Finally......
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07-30-2010 01:38 PM #1
Finally......
.....a reasonable conclusion to health recommendations.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-30-2010 02:10 PM #2
That right there is the turthSometime Kool is the Rule But Bad is Bad
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07-30-2010 02:52 PM #3
My English skills are terrible and yet all of my blood work was fine, so there must be something to that.
Richard
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07-30-2010 03:09 PM #4
when i read that the british dont historically eat supper .. and are rarely found overwieght i tried that and lost 75 `lbs in about 6 months .. dont go to bed on a full belly .. i`ts as simple as that .. wake up hungry .. i eat all day till 3 pm then nuthin more ( cept 8 or 12 beers )iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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07-31-2010 04:24 AM #5
Don't worry Bob, this problem is correcting itself. English is being spoken less and less in this country, so we should all be living longer very soon.
Don
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07-31-2010 06:34 AM #6
Ah yes Pops, Sí se puede.Last edited by Bob Parmenter; 07-31-2010 at 09:12 AM.
Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-31-2010 09:08 AM #7
I'd rather not live as long!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ken
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07-31-2010 09:17 AM #8
thank you bob. first diet i have seen that makes sense.BARB
LET THE FUN BEGIN
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07-31-2010 09:45 AM #9
Glad to do my part Barb.....
Before donning the cloak of Uncle Bob I was known as Dr. Bob...........but that's another story.Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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07-31-2010 01:46 PM #10
Doctor you have to help me. Everything I eat turns to poop!Onward Through The Fog!
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07-31-2010 01:57 PM #11
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07-31-2010 07:28 PM #12
Your Uncle Bob, Senior Geezer Curmudgeon
It's much easier to promise someone a "free" ride on the wagon than to urge them to pull it.
Luck occurs when preparation and opportunity converge.
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08-01-2010 05:20 PM #13
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08-01-2010 05:42 PM #14
Hit the wrong button. OOPSLast edited by ChryslerRodder; 08-01-2010 at 05:45 PM.
Onward Through The Fog!
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