Thread: Wanted Clean Jokes
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11-27-2010 03:53 PM #1
Wanted Clean Jokes
My wife works with Sister's of a religious order. One Sister is in her 80's with a sense of humor and loves telling jokes (Clean Ones That Is) sometimes she will tell the same joke to my wife, and my wife lets on like she hasn’t heard it.
The Sister is really nice and she likes to spread humor to the other Sisters, and friends some are in their 90's , so if anyone has clean jokes add them to the jokes site or here so I can pass them onto her.
Thanks, RichardLast edited by ford2custom; 11-27-2010 at 04:41 PM.
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11-27-2010 05:47 PM #2
How about some of these?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Religious.htmRoger
Enjoy the little things in life, and you may look back one day and realize that they were really the BIG things.
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11-27-2010 05:52 PM #3
Or like this??
Adam was talking to God one day, and asked, "why did you make Eve so pretty?"
God replied, "So you would love her".
Adam then asked, "why did you make her such a good cook?".
God replied, "So that you would love her".
Adam asked, "Why does she have such a heavenly smile?".
God said "So you would love her".
Finally, Adam asked "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God replied, "So that she would love you!".
It came from here:
http://www.cleanjoke.com/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Roger
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11-27-2010 06:08 PM #4
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11-27-2010 06:14 PM #5
rspears, Thanks I'll have my wife get those to her. This Sister should have been on America’s Got Talent.
If you get a chance look at the joke thread, the last joke I posted was from her.
Thanks, Richard
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11-27-2010 08:55 PM #6
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11-28-2010 05:23 AM #7
"Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks for flying New Era Airlines. Due to advanced technology we no longer require a pilot or copilot. This flight is now totally automated and nothing can go wrong - go wrong - go wrong - go wrong - go wrong!".
" I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup is overflowed ! "
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11-27-2010 06:24 PM #8
dogtag, She could pull that one off. My wife says she tells jokes like she is still teaching class as she was a teacher. There should be a show on TV with the older Sister's, they have eased up in their older years. My wife says there is one that reminds her of Floyd the barber from Mayberry with her actions while speaking.
Thanks, Richard
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11-27-2010 08:16 PM #9
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop window. They looked sweet, and honestly, a...
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