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I came to see the end part of a network news report to see a report on a town that was pretty much wiped out by some of the recent tornadoes.The reporter was standing in front of what looked like a 56 or 57 Ford red and white sweet looking coupe.He was saying that the town and the garage for the car was gone,but the car it's self was untouched.Amazing.
But then again,God does look out for Hot Rodders!!!.:cool:
Heck yeah, God is All Mighty, and when I was having a chat to him the other day, He reassured me that the roads in Heaven didn't have potholes and the cops are really friendly.
And... I'm pretty sure God also rides a Harley as well!!
He told me that there was no ethanol in Heaven, only high octane premium.
That's a fact -110 and better and has a titch of nitro for that really awesome scent as it exhausts. And oh-by-the-way, no emissions problems as God's pure fuel is well...... God's pure fuel!
Strange. Wonder how the cops got into heaven :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Whiplash23T
to quote Larry the Cable guy - - - "I don't care who you are, that thar is funny !"Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepRoots
Man, don't let Dave hear that the Lord saved a Ford; we'll never hear the end of it!:LOL:
Of course only the "good" cops went to heaven. The ones you have met went to hell.(deservedly):3dSMILE:Quote:
Originally Posted by DeepRoots
Yes,God looks after hotrodders,and a few others...
Cars in the Bible?
Most people think that cars are something new, but the true Bible scholar knows different.* The Bible very plainly states that Moses had a Rod, and his brother Aaron had a Rod, too.* God must have one also, because David in the 23rd Psalm says, "Thy Rod comforts me."
People assume that the WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"* But again, we know that the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"* One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth, because his Father drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.* Later, in Psalm 83:15 David tells us that the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.* The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest, and terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."* Meanwhile, Moses must have rode around on an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in all the hills."* And could it be that Joshua had a Triumph sports car with a bad muffler.* The scriptures say that "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.* As proof, they cite a verse in the gospel of John where Christ tells the people, "For I did not speak of my own Accord.* And following their Masters lead, the apostles carpooled in a Honda, as the scriptures say, "The Apostles were all in one Accord."
So...Hmmm..yes,God likes us car folk...:D:D:D:cool:
Very very well written Robin,absolutely will have to save that post. As for the cops,there is always one or two rotten apples in a bag to spoil the rest as in any profession. And finally Robin, God just like us car folk,He loves us!!
Cant take any credit for that Whip,,we got it as an e mail from Team RFC,through Magoo,I think..it was too good not to keep,and we can have a bit of fun with non believers...:D:D
Commendable for you to come clean, Robin, but, if it had been me, I would have taken the credit to the grave and then tried to explain it to God once I got there.:LOL:
Thought I better..I will have enough to answer to when that time comes...:eek::LOL::LOL:Quote:
Originally Posted by MelloYello
Man I got to steal (ooops I mean borrow) that :3dSMILE: