Originally Posted by
robot
What irritates me?
Now that it is time for the “snowbirds” to arrive in Tucson for the winter, I decided to make a list of the stuff that irritates me…..
1. Left footed braking. The geezers keep their left foot resting on the brake pedal…probably because their reaction time is so bad they think they need the foot close. They bop down the road with their brake lights on, wasting gas and wearing out their brakes. I once did a tune up for an elderly lady who said her car was sluggish. After I finished, I rode with her on the test drive. Of course, her left foot was on the brake. I told her she was riding the brake, she said she wasn’t…..when she took her foot off the brake, the car surged forward. I asked if the brakes wore out often, she said yes. Left footed braking is for drag racers ONLY.
2. Key fob door locking. The dimwits honk their horn every time they do a remote locking of their car doors…..don’t they realize that they can program that feature to the OFF state? Are they so dumb that they can’t hear the doors lock? Flashing the headlights is bad enough….don’t need to honk.
3. Turn signals. The blue hairs leave their blinkers on for miles…but that isn’t the real irritation. Those who turn their blinkers on ¼ mile before the turn are the pain. Gee, if you blinker blinks more than five times before you turn, you’ve dropped the ball, grandpa.
4. Left lane turtles. The senile citizens think that, if they are doing the speed limit, there is no reason to move over. So they putt-putt in the left lane and hold up traffic. Eventually, someone has to risk his neck and pass on the right. And the senile citizen has no clue why the other drivers are flipping him the bird.
5. Slow reflexes. Ever see an oldster getting in their car and can barely get behind the wheel? They have to lift their legs into the car because they don’t have the strength to raise their legs…..and they are going to drive? My wife’s grandparents lived in Las Vegas. Grandpa couldn’t see but he could lift his legs. Grandma couldn’t lift her legs but she could see. Together, they tag-team drove. Grandma told grandpa when to stop, when the coast was clear, etc. And they never killed anyone to our best knowledge.
6. Blinders. Here in Tucson, many of the oldsters wear these huge plastic sunglasses over their regular glasses….kinda looks like oversize safety glasses. These dark glasses are cheap so they must have loads of distortion….maybe the distort the image back to a good one. In Phoenix, the oldsters bitched about the tunnel just north of downtown. When they entered the tunnel, they had to remove their blinders….because they couldn’t see in the dim light. Then, as they approached the exit, they had to get their blinders back on because the light was too bright. They wanted the lighting in the tunnel to simulate real sunlight so they didn’t have to take the sunglasses off. Go figure.
They can’t see, they can’t lift their legs but they can drive!!!!