you might be hot rodder IF

you have more money invested in you're car than the house.

you use WD40 as a aftershave.

air conditioned shop, not the house.

you plan vacations around car shows.

you use motors for nightstands.

you have all the parts stores places phone numbers memorized but not the wifes cell phone

you drive a car with working windshield wipers but no windshield,,[did that one]

a healthy lunch is a peanut butter and grease sandwich

the coffee gets cold, you warm it up with the torch.

used a scrap piece of flat steel and a torch to cook a grilled cheese sandwich(did that)

you have $20,000 in tools to keep a $2,500 car running

you can tell the weight and brand of oil by taste

you can run a plasma cutter, welder, and a cutting torch but not the kitchen stove.

you do the christmas shopping at a swap meet.

you have more hotwheels and die cast cars than every kid on the block
(my den)

the smell of nitro has the same effect as viagra.

you have ruined more than one washing machine by not removing tools or nuts and bolts out of you're pants.

you only visit you're friends in reno so you have place to stay during hot august nights.


lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet

you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project

all the kids and pets are named after cars

your'e car is worth more than the house

the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench

you have six show cars but no daily driver

you talk to to the hot rod more than you talk to you're family

you think grease is a food group

you have ruined more than one washing machine by not removing tools or nuts and bolts out of you're pants.
16 yrs old i washed all my grease rags and dried them.In moms new washer and dryer.
My mom killed me.....

these are by new interiors


If you have already talked to the mail lady about hotrodding her mail truck
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If you made the same agreement with the UPS guy about his truck.
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If you start hot rodding your lawn mower
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If you still think your in your hot rod, When in your Yukon.
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If you cut your yard, To look like flames.
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If you paint flame's on your family car.

If you have flame's on your boat.
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If all your Christmas ornaments are car stuff
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If you mail Christmas cards with hot rods on them
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If you have a blown bbc, for a mail box
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If you start getting hot rod shirts from every body.
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If you put a shift knob on your toilet..
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If you start hopping up your kids bikes..

If you name your car..

And if you call your wife, by your car's name..

your afraid to sell any of your parts because you might need them some day.

think nothin' of dropping two hundred bucks on a carb, but won't spend 50.00 for food.

laying the cold cement floor makes you're arthrits scream, and you still finsh rolling around on the ground to " get in that one last bolt" before you stop.

you start storing parts in the den because there is no more room in the garage.

you can't remember birthdays or anniversays but can rember every car you owned

on mothers day you buy tires for you're hot rod so it's safe for her to ride in.

takes ten minutes to explain how to start the car and put it in gear the right way. (my friend told me that's his car)

you have parts in and around the garage that you don't even own cars for.

your garage is clean and in order but your house hasn't been cleaned for months

you have 2 garages 3 sheds and you still need garage and storage space.

if you can't leave anything alone that has a motor on it, you want to hotrod lawn equipment, toys, motorhome, ect........

if you've ever "fixed" something with a part that wasn't made to do what you want it to do.

top of kid's swing set is bent and bowed because you hung a chain hoist on it to pull a engine and tranny.

When the guy at the auto parts store phones you to ask what will fit this....

you have more engines and trannys than cars.

you've rolled you're hair up in the creeper.

you keep your life events in chronological order by which car you where driving at the time. ( e mailed to me by some one else)

dosen't matter how many projects you have, your always looking for more.

You have at several old car /road signs and newer " found' street signs hanging in your garage.

you're afraid to sell any of your old parts to cars you don't own because a friend might need them for something day.

you're 15 minutes af fame are when the cop says "best smoke show l ever saw!, sign here, sir

you were mad at the end of " dirty larry and crazy mary" on how the charger got hit by a train.

you cry at old movies over all the good tin they destroy.

if you're son cries at christmas because you got more hotwheels than he did.
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stop me b4 l race again

have more pictures in photo albums of cars you've owned than family and friends


you mite be if; [ones l did]

you take the circle track car aound the block doin' all left hand corners to "test the new set up' you put in for saturday night.

do mass burn offs in the street in front of you're house with the circle track car to see if the welded rearend holds up.

you drive the same year and model race car that the daily driver is so if the race car breaks at the track you can take off parts to finish the race.

race car runs AWSOME, daily driver runs like crap.

proudly display trophy's you won all over the house, family pictures are some where in storage

have more pictures in photo albums of race cars you've owned than family and friends

miss every family reunion because there on race days.

im guilty of a few, washing my grease rags n garage clothes in my moms new washer , man o man talka bout a ass rippin! ive done the coffee n torch trick, vanishing point, american graffitti are both depressing endings, have about 7 complete motors 1 racecar :LOL: