you have more money invested in you're car than the house.

you use WD40 as a aftershave.

air conditioned shop, not the house.

you plan vacations around car shows.

you use motors for nightstands.

you have all the parts stores places phone numbers memorized but not the wifes cell phone

you drive a car with working windshield wipers but no windshield,,[did that one]

a healthy lunch is a peanut butter and grease sandwich

the coffee gets cold, you warm it up with the torch.

used a scrap piece of flat steel and a torch to cook a grilled cheese sandwich(did that)

you have $20,000 in tools to keep a $2,500 car running

you can tell the weight and brand of oil by taste

you can run a plasma cutter, welder, and a cutting torch but not the kitchen stove.

you do the christmas shopping at a swap meet.

you have more hotwheels and die cast cars than every kid on the block
(my den)

the smell of nitro has the same effect as viagra.

you have ruined more than one washing machine by not removing tools or nuts and bolts out of you're pants.

you only visit you're friends in reno so you have place to stay during hot august nights.


lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet

you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project

all the kids and pets are named after cars

your'e car is worth more than the house

the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench

you have six show cars but no daily driver

you talk to to the hot rod more than you talk to you're family

you think grease is a food group