I have to say I know exactly what ya'll are saying about the "instructions". They can be with a cheezy part or a primo part and usually all the instructions seem to be written from the same person who doesn't understand his job is to aid in understanding the installation of the part. But even now I still look at them for a while before tossing in the trash. Some day I'll realize it's faster to just get started without reading.
I do have to admit I've seen some instructions that were spot on leaving no questions at all.