Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

[madgrinder]

I am home for lunch and had to post this before it got away...

One of our "detail" guys said his Honda VTEC engine is "ported and relieved"...WHAT A JOKE!!! he probably couldn't tell me what it means if his life depended on it!

One of his yuppie friends probably did a lame bowl blend and charged him $500 for it, or better yet, his engine has probably never been apart and he's just faking it.

[Larry M]

Are ya sure he didn't say it Farted and now its Relieved??

Larry

[M & M Jr]

Some people......

[inlineidiot]

A friend who is no youngster was driving down a long driveway and a stick poked a hole in the muffler of her Mazda 323..Now it sounds like one of those rice burner pieces of crap with a so called ported hemi go fast wantabe whatever...I suggested selling her car as one of them for mass bucks..The morons who own them are so stupid they would probably go for it !!!!!....Where do these young yuppies get the money to build them things...Wait a minute....I just answered my own question..Its the megaphone tail pipe...Thats it!!!!...I think I will put a pair on my Chev truck with a split manifold...Hey pimple face!!!! wanna hear something bad sounding???...what A concept....

[Gibble]

I always thought it would be funny to get a big kazoo and attach it to the tailpip of a v8 then drive around sounding like crap, but actually having the balls under the hood to roast the ricers

[screamer63_1979]

Where do they get the money? Credit my man, credit! The hourly guy (nice term for oil change flunkie) is in school to be a technician (no, they don't teach you to be a mechanic anymore) and he has a civic (i think...they all look alike) with the wheels, grapefruit shooter pipe, and other 'mods' (red painted calipers, neon, LEDs in stead of door lock buttons, yellow painted dash, etc). He has NO MONEY. You see, mommy and daddy help make the car payment, and his credit cards are stuffed with the other goodies.

back in the day when i was that age, youngins couldn't get a credit card, and my first credit card had a limit of $500. can't do nuthin with that!!

Today I can have my revenge (wife permitting...). Am buying a used minivan, and found out my credit union will finance ANY car - even classic and antique (they says so themselves they do yessir) - if'n i wants to spend 25 grand, i kin gets me an 8 year loan at 4.99%!!! I kin even refi a car i already own!!

now to pay off the minivan BEFORE it needs replaced...