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10-02-2003 03:20 PM #1
Are you giving over 100%?
Subject: What Makes 100%?
This explains it all in a very clear manner.
Enjoy and learn.
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
....And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with Mathematical certainty that:
While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.Chris
Only the dead fish go with the flow.
Happy really late birthday Mike! Lol
Happy Birthday Mike Patterson