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05-21-2006 05:16 AM #19
"If I'd known I wuz gonna live this long I'da took better care of myself." We all act like we're Superman, don't we?
When I was about 15, I was going to show some buddies what the mercury in a temp sender looked like. Took a hacksaw and held the sender in my left hand, sawing away with my right. Bells went off in my pea brain when I realised temp senders don't have two long wires attached. Can you say, "blasting cap!"?!!
Rolled out the wires, touched 'em to a car battery. BANG! Looked down at my hands, and apologised to each finger for being an idiot.
A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop window. They looked sweet, and honestly, a...
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