Yeah, I especially like the ones that put their fingers in the moving mass! They really do. You are adjusting valves, and they stick their fingers in it.
Then there are the people who just have to distract you in a critical operation and ask if they can borrow the tool you have in your hand right now!
Then there is the good ole boy with a beer in his hand who slept in the car last night. He always tells ya, you shoulda greased the muffler bearings. That is what it is.
You try to ignore him and he tells you the only purpose for a torque wrench is to torque the framistan. It is always the framistan. Who mikes anything? Don't need one anyway.
These are my neighbors! When I work on my van, I have to take it out of the garage and bring it to the back of the house!
I never ask them a question. I need to get it done.