Thread: Hmmmmmmmmm

Tweet

One, all the rest of that stuff is true

What is this rrrrrrrrrrrrrrk, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkk, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkk?

A blonde try'n to stop at a caution light!! LOL

Here is the blond license pic.

A Christmas one?.......

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa are in a room with a pile of money when the lights go out. When the lights come on the money is gone, who took it?
















The dumb blonde,............... cause theres no such thing as santa or a smart blonde.

for the ups and fed ex one i wonder if anyone called the HOWS MY DRIVING hotline 1800-888-8-u-p-s

why did the blond drive around the block all day --------- the blinker stuck

a blond, a brunett, and a red head are on top of a burning building the fire rescue tell the girls to "one by one jump in to the catch net" so the brunett jumps off the building the rescue team moves the net and the brunett hits the ground and dies. the team tell the other girls it safe to jump because the brunett was too ugly to save and the red head jumps off the building and again the rescue team moves the net out of the way and she hits the ground and dies. finally the blonde says im not going to jump and they try to talk her into jumping and the blonde says "Put the net down on the ground and and move away and then ill jump".........


how did the blonde break her leg--------she was raking leaves and fell out of the tree!!

Why was the blonde snorting sweet n low ?





She heard it was diet coke

Any M.J. fans?

How do you know its bed time at Neverland.................?

when the big hand touches the little hand.

Wedding....Funeral.....one in the same.....

Originally posted by Streets
What happens when you have ??
__ 1) nothing to do
__ 2) a sharp knife
__ 3) a large lime
__ 4) a patient cat
__ 5) too much tequila
__ 6) and it's football season?

Streets, that pic is priceless
Larry

Judys cat replies

I wanna play too