Need a "gas drop recycler". Made with 2 parallel tuned johnson rods running at the same harmonic speed. Mounted side by side in a parallel line with the universe. As long as you maintain a perfect harmonic speed 3303 - 3.14 Hz., the johnson rods will virtually squeeze the gas particles out of the atmosphere and deposit them in the Columbian coffee can suspended directly below the J. rods.
BTW: This very same device can be used to tune a piano.
PS: This device should not be used around small dogs or big dogs for that matter.
PSS: Do not use this devise on yourself either.
AAA Batteries not included.