Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.
One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.
“Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”
“Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.
“It’s odd though your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?”
“They said, ‘Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?’ ”

As a follow on to HOSS429 - this is definitely worth the time. Laughs guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YFRUSTiFUs

Chris and I ended up watch 3 or 4 more of her videos! Great comedy right there!! Thanks Glenn.

sigh..... smh....

That's pathetic

Originally Posted by NTFDAY

That's pathetic

is this better ? in the deepest darkest bush of the outback once in a large grass hut lived a king who ruled from a throne made of solid gold .. on more than one ocassion his throne was stolen as he slept so to prevent that in the future every night he hoisted his golden throne high into the ceiling of his hut stowed away and he slept under it .. one night the rope broke and the throne came crashing down and killed him .. moral of story .. people who live in grass houses should`nt stow thrones ..

WOW, that's about as bad

Why do I feel like it's 1960 and I'm in Jr. High again.....

I don't get it.
But I have a feeling that I don't want it either.

Originally Posted by firebird77clone

I don't get it.
But I have a feeling that I don't want it either.

Ya gotta be an old fella to 'get' that.

To you young fellas under 70 it would mean nothing.

I got it...straight off.

sigh.

Just like the Roy Rogers "Story"...

AHHHH, as I told someone else recently, "Go to the kitchen and take your meds!" PLEASE...

It's from the 40's, Chattanooga Choo Choo. Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo, Glen Miller band

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.

Originally Posted by TOW'D

After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.

Ouch!
That hit a nerve...welcome to the OAP Club Hank!