Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Game_show ...........................

Unfortunately that's not a joke, just the truth plain and simple.

Joe Friday is turning over in his grave.

Better check the hone pattern.....
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I'd say someone got a wee bit carried away

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Father McCarthy with an unusual offer:

“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”

He passed Father McCarthy a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, Father McCarthy looked the young man in the eye and said:

“Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live? ”

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,

“Yes,” then leaned toward Father McCarthy and hissed:

“I thought we had a deal.”

Father McCarthy put a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered:

“She made me a better offer.”

Hee Hee Hee...
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^^^ Ain't that the truth!

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

Took the new car back to the dealer.

Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??

Originally Posted by pepi

Took the new car back to the dealer.

Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Originally Posted by rspears

Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday.....

Now THAT is funny!

You had your chance....

/\ /\ OUCH! lol /\ /\

Last night....