Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Originally posted by Oldf100fordman
I'll be right down. Let's see Anita, Ia to Mohave Valley at 80 MPH average, should be about 20 hours.

sh sh don't tell anyone I developing a new chocolate peanut butter fuge cookie can't spell to good my mouth is watering up to much smelling them cook

Originally posted by john gemmer
sh sh don't tell anyone I developing a new chocolate peanut butter fuge cookie can't spell to good my mouth is watering up to much smelling them cook

Dang, Can you say "Road Trip". That sounds really delicious, John.

Originally posted by john gemmer
http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html

Man, John we done forgot the jokes. And I forgot to thank you for that link. That was really great.

O kay before I get in to trouble for hijacking the post here another joke A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Crown Royal and women with big boobs

Originally posted by DennyW
Subject: A Heart Warming Story





This will warm your heart.

Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. . . Someone who teaches at

a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter.

The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored

a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch as

a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to

all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!



Dear Safety Harbor Middle School :

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens

luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for

the Aged. All of my family has passed away I am all alone now and it's nice

to know that someone is thinking of me God bless you for your kindness to an

old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but

before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she

was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into

a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could

listen to mine, and I said kiss my ass. Thank you for that opportunity.



Sincerely, Edna Walters

Oh denny! denny! what are we going to do with you ? I know give me more that was great

Denny, you've come up with a couple of great jokes. Thanks bud.
And John, nice chatting about chocolate with you.

Originally posted by Oldf100fordman
Denny, you've come up with a couple of great jokes. Thanks bud.
And John, nice chatting about chocolate with you.

any time I had to change the subject It was makeing me hungery

Not exactly a joke but one of the funniest things I have seen in years, a great group of guys to call if you have have car trouble.

http://www.kastang.net/pictures/snowtowcar.wmv

Opps I forgot the one about the co-worker with that annoying habit of singing, shuts her up every time (at least temporarily).

http://members.aon.at/pcnet/lachen/stfu.htm

You guys all have a wacked sense of humor!!!! Here's another one from my Christmas Cartoon Collection...I have a girlfriend that supplies my habit ha ha!

Originally posted by 29Street-Rod
Not exactly a joke but one of the funniest things I have seen in years, a great group of guys to call if you have have car trouble.

http://www.kastang.net/pictures/snowtowcar.wmv

that was good can any one say stuck on stupid

Ha Ha Ha!

Geez, 29 Street Rod, are those guys stuck on terminal stupid or what? Hilarious!!!!! Why did they even think of pulling in that direction?

Yep, the ol White Rabbit does have the upper hand.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to
heaven.

There, they are all asked, "When you are in your
casket and friends and family are mourning,
what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, " I would like to hear them say
that I was a great doctor of my time, and
a fine family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I
was a wonderful husband and school teacher
who made a huge difference in our children of
tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them
say, " Look! He's moving!"