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08-26-2021 07:49 AM #3391
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Originally Posted by Dave Severson
I know I have and more than once
Ken Thomas
NoT FaDe AwaY and the music didn't die
The simplest road is usually the last one sought
Wild Willie & AA/FA's The greatest show in drag racing
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08-26-2021 10:53 AM #3392
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Me too Dave amazing how peaceful the last 5 years since my divorce have been, Covid aside!" 
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08-26-2021 09:56 PM #3393
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Yup. Me too. Originally Posted by NTFDAY
I know I have and more than once
Do you think I'm being facetious when I call her She Who Must Be Obeyed?
Not always...
And after being married to her for fifty-four years I can now recognise 'that look' and get to hell out of the place.johnboy
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08-26-2021 10:16 PM #3394
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She impressed me as a very sweet lady that you crossed at your own peril, a lot like my grandmother. Originally Posted by johnboy
Ken Thomas
NoT FaDe AwaY and the music didn't die
The simplest road is usually the last one sought
Wild Willie & AA/FA's The greatest show in drag racing
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08-30-2021 11:22 AM #3395
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....guess I'm an artist.
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Door.jpgRoger
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08-30-2021 06:15 PM #3396
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I was gonna say , "Hey, look at the shooting stars!" LOL
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09-04-2021 10:49 AM #3397
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Beep Beep.....
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09-19-2021 06:47 PM #3398
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Took the new car back to the dealer.
Strange noise only happens starting & stopping ??I have two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
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09-19-2021 07:20 PM #3399
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Gospel truth! A guy who worked at a Cadillac dealership told of a car that came back several times for a "CLUNK" when stopping. Finally found a Coke bottle in the door, suspended from a string, swinging free to bonk into the door skin in an enclosed pocket. The only way to get it out was to cut the interior door skin, until one guy suggested using a rod through a hole to shatter the bottle, then vacuum the shards, leaving the string. Said the car came down the line on a Friday..... Originally Posted by pepi
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09-20-2021 05:41 AM #3400
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Now THAT is funny! Originally Posted by rspears
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09-20-2021 06:20 AM #3401
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........................I have two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it
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LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.
Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......
1 Corinthians 1:27
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09-20-2021 03:10 PM #3403
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I think that's the funniest one in the thread..
Education is expensive. Keep that in mind, and you'll never be terribly upset when a project goes awry.
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09-20-2021 10:22 PM #3404
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Get thee behind me Satan! Originally Posted by falconvan
LOL, that's funny. I had a similar prank played on me years ago by some of my co-workers. One of them climbed under my van, took a 24" zip tie and wrapped it around my driveshaft leaving the long end hanging. When I went to leave I heard "WHAP, WHAP, WHAP" on coming from under my van when I pulled out. So I've got the door open and my head hanging down, pulling forward and backing up trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with my van.
Then I see them all standing on the edge of the parking lot dying laughing! Funny now, not so funny then.......
Now I'm just gonna have to do that one day!
That's the funniest thing since Ma jammed her tits in the mangle.johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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09-21-2021 12:38 PM #3405
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on more than one occasion i have pulled peoples hubcaps and filled them with rocks ..iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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