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09-15-2022 03:50 PM #3556
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Go up to a tree and take a leak - If your pee attracts ants, you have diabetes,
If it dries fast, your sodium is high,
If it smells like meat, your cholesterol is high,
If you forgot to unzip, it's Alzheimer's,
If you missed the tree, Parkinson's
If you peed on your shoes, enlarged prostate, and If you can't smell it, Covid-19.
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09-16-2022 12:44 PM #3557
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Wouldn't this knot your knickers!!
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09-24-2022 09:09 AM #3558
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what make is that "starter in bell housing" from?
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09-26-2022 03:10 PM #3559
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I expect it's Photo Shopped.
Originally Posted by TOW'D
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ScrewDriver.jpgRoger
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09-26-2022 10:32 PM #3560
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If that starter is photo bombed then it's a damn nice job.
It's a novel solution to heat soak..
Education is expensive. Keep that in mind, and you'll never be terribly upset when a project goes awry.
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09-27-2022 04:49 AM #3561
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Torque converter can boil the fluid inside, plus where is the wiring? The lower mount and below has a line across the housing. I'd say Photoshop job. Originally Posted by firebird77clone
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09-27-2022 08:24 AM #3562
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Originally Posted by firebird77clone
Plus the solenoid looks like it infringes on the space for the torque converter, doesn't it? Let's say it's PhotoShopped or Faked. It's on the Joke Page and was posted on a FB site as a joke. Originally Posted by 34_40
Last edited by rspears; 09-27-2022 at 11:22 AM.
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09-28-2022 05:34 AM #3563
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And it was a good one! Caused some additional conversations Originally Posted by rspears
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09-28-2022 09:05 PM #3564
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I've just lost three fingers on my right hand.
I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it.
He said I most probably could, but he wouldn't count on it.johnboy
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09-29-2022 05:30 AM #3565
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thanks for the smile JB
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09-29-2022 09:58 PM #3566
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Thanks. I like the simple 'schoolboy' ones. Originally Posted by 34_40
Like this one:
'We got a waterbed to spice up our love life.
It didn't work.
We drifted further apart.'
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'In the newspaper today: The inventor of throat lozenges has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.'Last edited by johnboy; 09-29-2022 at 10:25 PM. Reason: sPeling misteak
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I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
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'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
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09-30-2022 06:11 AM #3567
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AHhhhh.. UMmmm.. yes.. the first one doesn't work.. And the second one didn't cause a gag.. 8-)
p.s. are you sure the spelling is correct?
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09-30-2022 08:48 PM #3568
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Originally Posted by 34_40
johnboy
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Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.
'47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
'49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
'51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
'64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.
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10-05-2022 03:06 PM #3569
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My new fitness trainer asked "what kind of squats are you accustomed to doing?"
I said "diddly".
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10-05-2022 03:11 PM #3570
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Guess what! It's a Cadillac Northstar or a Bentley!! Originally Posted by TOW'D
Last edited by rspears; 10-05-2022 at 03:14 PM.
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