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  1. 11-18-2023 06:48 PM #3766
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    Busted.... Whhy did I think of Mike P when I saw this???
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  3. 11-18-2023 08:07 PM #3767
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    Wondering what to buy the little lady for Christmas?

    Get her a refrigerator and see her little face light up when She opens the door!
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  4. 11-20-2023 07:59 PM #3768
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    After being married for many many years, a wife asked her husband to
    describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an
    alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

    She asks: "What the hell does that mean?"

    He said: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
    Gorgeous and Hot".

    She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

    He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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  5. 11-22-2023 06:42 AM #3769
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    The First Customer!!
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    OUCH! Hey, I resemble that!! 8-)
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    The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does.
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    A fellow turns to his wife in bed and whispers,

    "Did you know that today is National Orgasm Day?”

    "Oh, what a pity," she said,

    "Right in the middle of National Headache Week!!”
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    I'll blame my fat twitching fingers again
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    I said to my new wife "You only married me because my father left me a fortune."

    She said "That's nonsense. I would marry you no matter who left you a fortune."
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    Wife: You hate my relatives!"

    Husband: "No, I Don't, in fact , I like your Mother-in-Law more than I like mine!"
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    Politician giving speech: "We'll fight fire with fire!"

    Voice from audience: "I think the Fire Brigades prefer water..."
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    True story.
    I just couldn't resist it - it was just too good to let the opportunity go...

    Several years ago we 'did' the Annual American Car Show, part of it entails a 'drive-by' through the local town,
    Driving slowly down the main street I noticed our local Mayor standing in the middle of the crowd.
    This was too good to miss, so I leant out the window of the '47 and yelled "Oy you! Are you the Mayor of this place?"
    "Yes, I'm the Mayor," he replied.
    "Well you'd better keep an eye open over your shoulder!"
    "I'm the stallion!"

    The crowd around just burst into hysterics.

    I got the Hell out of there...
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    Not getting that one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stovens View Post
    Not getting that one?
    perhaps the folks down under pronounce mayor ... mare ..
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    iv`e used up all my sick days at work .. can i call in dead ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HOSS429 View Post
    perhaps the folks down under pronounce mayor ... mare ..
    You got it.
    Different spelling but same pronunciation.

    ...and I couldn't let that opportunity elude me...
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