Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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School teacher says to a 5 year old boy; "What's your mother's name?"
"Mum's last name must be 'Darling' because that's what Daddy calls her every time."
"That's so sweet. What's her first name then?"

"I think it's Sorry"
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A good woman stays by her man's side during bad times to tell him that none of it would have happened if he had just listened to her.
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CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tyred.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Back in my early days the only the only time we started Panic Buying was when the bartender yelled "Last call!"
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I finally fixed that annoying noise in the car.

I just opened the door at 60mph and pushed him out.
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Originally Posted by johnboy

I finally fixed that annoying noise in the car.

I just opened the door at 60mph and pushed him out.
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I expected to see "her" instead of "him", unless SWMBO got on your 'puter....