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    It's Deer Season in Kansas. An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'

    The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'

    The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!

    The three bucks looked on in amazement.

    The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does........... Who really needs 10 anyway?'

    The 4 pointer says, 'You know.............. come to think of it, I only really use one or two of mine!'

    The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the Button buck runs out into the middle of the field!

    He rips and tears up some grass........ pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree, and chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.

    His friends immediately ask him, 'What the heck are you doing!?'

    I'm just makin' sure that big son of a gun knows I'm a buck!'
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    Beware of a new Amazon scam!
    My husband ordered some expensive jewellery, but motorcycle parts came instead,
    Thankfully they fit his bike...
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    A new retirement home opened up in the community with separate floors for men and for women.
    After the first few weeks of being open all the residents were called into the recreation room so staff could explain the rules.
    It was emphasized that after hours there would be no men on the women’s floor or women on the men’s floor and anyone caught violating the rule would be fined $25 for the first offense, $50 for the second offense, and $100 for the third offense.
    A hand went up in the back of the room followed by the question:

    “How much for a season pass?”
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    Mountain man. (Retired.)
    Some mistakes are too much fun to be made only once.
    I don't know everything about anything, and I don't know anything about lots of things.

    '47 Ford sedan. 350 -- 350, Jaguar irs + ifs.
    '49 Morris Minor. Datsun 1500cc, 5sp manual, Marina front axle, Nissan rear axle.
    '51 Ford school bus. Chev 400 ci Vortec 5 sp manual + Gearvendors 2sp, 2000 Chev lwb dually chassis and axles.
    '64 A.C. Cobra replica. Ford 429, C6 auto, Torana ifs, Jaguar irs.

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