> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
> eighties and had never been married. She was admired
> for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
> the pastor came to call on her and she showed him
> into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to
> have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing
> her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
> glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
> with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
> condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they
> began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
> curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
> floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
> could no longer resist.
> "Miss Beatrice," he said. "I wonder if you would
> tell me about this?," pointing to the bowl.
> "Yes," she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was
> walking through the park a few months ago and I
> found this little package on the ground. The
> directions said to place it on the organ, keep it
> wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
> Do you know I haven't had a cold all winter."