A man and wife go to bed -

He decides to read a bit before he goes to sleep so he has his book and the light on, on his side of the bed -

She is pretty tired so just lays down and closes her eyes..

A few minutes later she feels her husband's hand rubbing between her thighs and working his hand to her vagina =

He massages her with his fingers and she thinks, maybe if I don't move he will think I'm asleep and won't want to pursue the matter any further

She lies still and after a few seconds He stops and removes his hand

Just as she starts to doze off her husband's hand is back rubbing her again

She doesn't move a muscle and he removes his hand again

Again, she starts to doze off and sure enough the sme thing happens again and she finally figures she won't get any sleep until he gets his way

She gets up out of bed and starts to take her nightgown off and her husband asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies. "If your going to keep doing that we might as well have sex and get it over with"

The husband looks at her and says "I don't want sex, I'm just wetting my fingers so I can turn the pages".....