After a rough approach through heavy rain and turbulence, the airplane bounces a few times then finally stays down. Using maximum reverse and with antiskid working hard, the airliner finally slows down enough to turn off at the end.

The Captain addresses the passengers over the PA: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to London Heathrow. We'll be taxiing for the next few minutes so please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened. Thanks for flying XYZ airlines...... pause.... man, after that I sure could use a cold beer and a bl*w j*b"

The flight attendant rushes down the aisle to tell the crew that they've got a hot PA. As she rushes past a passenger calls out...

"don't forget the beer!"