> Hillbilly Math
>
> A Hillbilly goes in to apply for a job at Wal-Mart but the manager won't
> hire him until he passes a little math test.
>
> "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
> represent the number 9."
>
> "Without numbers?" the Hillbilly says, "Dat's easy." And he proceeds to
> draw three trees.
>
> "What's this?" the manager asks.
>
> "Ain't you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
> Hillbilly.
>
> "Fair enough," says the manager. "Here's your second question. Use the
same
> rules, but this time the number is 99."
>
> The Hillbilly stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
> that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree "Ere ya go."
>
> The manager scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
> represent 99?"
>
> "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
> dirty tree. Dat's 99."
>
> The manager is now getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire
> this Hillbilly, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules
> again, but represent the number 100."
>
> The Hillbilly stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
> again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ya
> go. One hundred."
>
> The manager looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
> represents a hundred!"
> (You're going to love this one!!!)
>
>
>
>
>
> The Hillbilly leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
> tree and says, "A little dog came long and pooped by each tree. So now you
> got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a
> turd, dat makes one hundret. So, when I start?


Now that's one up on Wal-Mart

Just had to share,
Greg