A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The

lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down,
and all I owned was destroyed by the fire.
The insurance company paid for everything and
I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer.
I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by aflood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused.
"How do you start a flood?" he asked.

hank
If I can't fix it I'll F*ck it up so badly nobody else will be able to either