A drunken man walks into a biker
bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees
three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I
went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and
doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again
and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever
had!" The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker
still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
"I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this
point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him
square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're
drunk