Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little

TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the o n e with the
wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

Santa Claus comes down a chimney on xmas eve & starts putting presents under the xmas tree & when finished starts eating the cookies & milk left for him when a hot lookin babe walks in the living room,he's startled to see her there & then she says..Santa,wont you PLEASE stay with me for a while?,i really need some company tonight..
Santa says..Ho Ho Hoooo,gotta go,gotta deliver xmas presents..
So the hot babe takes off her house coat,man,this babe has the most PERFECT body with PEFECT breasts! & says to Santa in a sexy voice..Santa,wont you PLEASSEEE stay with me for a while,im really hot & horny..Santa says..Ho Ho HOOO!,gotta go!,gotta deliver the xmas presents!..
So the hot babe takes ALL her clothes off & starts rubbing herself all over her body & says..Santa..wont you PLEASEEEEEEE stay with me for a while,i realllyyyyy need someone to boink my brains out....
Santa looks in amazement at the hot beautifull babe & says...
Hey Hey HEYYY!!!gotta stay!!!,cant go up the chimney with my dick this way!!!

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. " Wal-Mart?" The preacher exclamied. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week".

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used toi be.

Memory's the second thing to go. I forget what the first thing is.