Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
>with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
>her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells
>the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
>about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
>he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on
>the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
>first time and all.
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets
>his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
>parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

>where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
>and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
>and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
> father was a pharmacist."



Don

I would bet this has happened