Subject: : Retirement Planning
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> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> now be worth $49.00.
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> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
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> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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> If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
> $49.00 left
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> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
> all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
> you would have had $214.00.
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> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
> heavily and recycle.
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> It's called the **401-Keg Plan.**