One of the Al Quaeda 9/11 pilots made his way to The Pearly Gates. There he was greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive." yells Mr Washington as he punches him in the mouth.
Patrick Henry comes up and punches him in the nose: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, but all you got is death!" and gives him another hefty clout.
James Madison comes up next, and says: "This is why I allowed the Federal Government to provide for the common defence!" as he drops a large weight on the pilot's knees.
He is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th century American Revolutionaries.
As he writhes on the ground Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to meet his final judgement.
As he awaits his journey to his final (very hot) destination, he screams: "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies; "I told you there would be 72 Virginians awaiting you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

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