A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
opened by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Politician: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're full of
sh!t!"