Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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Keeping with the Beer theme:

The Beer Prayer

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk)
At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
Against us.

And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from Hangovers.

For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever

Barmen.

Man walks into a bar orders a beer,
takes a picture out of his shirt pocket, looks at it,
puts it back and drinks down the beer.
He orders another beer...looks at the picture...drinks down the beer...
This went on for 4 rounds and finally the Bartender asks,
Man, why do you look at that picture, then drink down your beer ?
He tells the Bartender, it's a picture of my wife. I keep drinking until she looks good, then I go home.