A blind man is walkin by this fish market right?
well he takes a big wiff and goes...
Whoa! good morning ladies.



Ok, their is this bar and its on the edge of a cliff, there is only one window in the whole joint and if you look through the window its straight down to the canyon floor below.

So a clearly intoxicated man stumbles over to talk to a incredibly beautiful woman sitting at the bar and says, "Hey, ill bet you, one-one... one MILLION dollars that i can jump out that window and fly around and come back in unharmed" Woman replies "pfff... ok ill take your bet"

Man says "HEY bartender! get over here! get me my special drink!" the bartender slides down a very unusual looking drink, the drunk downs it, jumps out the window, flies around and comes back in unharmed! needless to say the woman is amazed and exclaims "hey! let me have one of those things!" bartender slides down an identical drink, she drinks it, jumps out the window falls and dies.

up in the bar the bartender and drunk are laughing uncontrolably, the bardender suddenly says "oh Superman you are a *** when your drunk!"