A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.


Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'


'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. We got to a difficult hole and both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.


We went to look for them. While I was looking around. I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.


I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's behind.


Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'


I don't remember much after that...