Achmed the Arab came to North America from the Middle East, and he was only
here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said,

'Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, sh*t in de bocket,
p*ss on de sh*t, and den put your head down over de bocket
and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Achmed took the bucket, went into the other room, sh*t in the bucket,
p*ssed on the sh*t, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?'

The doctor said, 'You were homesick .'