A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked
his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was
Breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied. "Well, strip down
to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded,
rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed,
rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he
said, "No wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have any milk." "I
know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."