God said, 'Adam, I want you to do
something for Me.'


Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a River?'

God explained that to him, then
said, 'go over to the hill....'

Adam said, 'What is a hill?'

So, God explained a hill to Adam.

He told Adam, 'On the other side of the
hill you will find a cave.'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, He said, 'In
the cave you will find a woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?'

So God explained that too.

Then, God said, 'I want you to
reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

So, just like everything else, God
explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley,
across the river, over the hill,
into the cave, and finds the Woman.


In about five minutes, he was back.


God, His patience wearing thin, said
angrily, 'What is it now?'


And Adam said....



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