Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the heck -They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women .

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. ; I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right - a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Bill Clinton