Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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A Blonde, recently hired, began her first day at the office this morning.

Hoping to integrate well into the office environment and eager to prove her worth to her new bosses, she offered to go out and buy coffee for everyone.

She grabbed a large thermos and hurried to the nearby Tim Hortons.

She held up the thermos so that the server behind the counter could view it
and she asked, 'Is this thermos big enough to hold six cups of coffee?'

The server looked at the container and said, 'Yes. It looks like about six cups to me.'

'Oh good!', the blonde sighed in relief, 'Give me three regular, one black, and two decaf.'

The Love Story of Ralph and Edna >

>
> Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One
> day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool.
>
> Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom
> of the pool and stayed there.
>
> Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
> and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of
> Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from
> the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good
> news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since
> you
> were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
> the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act
> displays
> sound mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
> belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
>
> Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
> How soon can I go home?'
>
>

My forgetter's getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
If I really should be 'there'
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who was that?'

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.