Thread: the Official CHR joke page duel

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> New Plan for saving the airlines:
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one
> wanted them in the first place.
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants
> with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve
> food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the
> alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of
> course, every businessman in this country would start flying again,
> hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight
> attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I
> suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
> working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including
> lap dances and 'special services.'
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the
> planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
> screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if
> we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
> asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I
> still have to do everything myself?
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> Sincerely,
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>
>
> Bill Clinton

If you're a "Baby Boomer", I'm sure that you can appreciate this. If younger - that's a sign of the times(to come ). Older - you already know.

You need your speakers turned on !!


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